Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween and the Single Girl

So I've decided that single girls have to walk a fine line on Halloween. So you go to a party, and let's be honest you don't go to a lot of parties, so you want to maximize the fact that you're going to be around single men. I.E. you want to look good.

Last year my roommate and I went to three different costume stores and there was a huge variety of choices. We could have been a slutty pirate, slutty nurse, slutty witch, slutty gypsy. You could be anything you wanted to be so long as it was a slut. We eventually rented costumes at some local costume store.

So this year I found a costume at target called Sizzling Samurai but lucky for me I am on the short side so it was less sizzling and more modest and cute. I may end up being this for many Halloweens to come as I can't bear going into another costume store again.

What do you think girls? Is it just in Utah that we really don't want to be sluts or is it everywhere? There were 200 people at the party last night and nary a slut among them.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Boys

So I have a great rapport with boys — they just have to be under ten years of age. I went to see my old roommate and her three sons. Within ten minutes they were climbing all over me, wrestling, and showing off for me. One of them paid me a very high compliment when he said, "You sure know how to wrestle good."

One week later, I walk past two boys roughhousing on a couch at the furniture store. One of them yelled out "Wanna fight?" I thought he was just yelling at his brother so I kept walking until he yelled out, "Hey Lady, you wanna fight?"

So someone tell me, I know how to attract the little ones, but how do you get the big ones?