Saturday, November 13, 2010

Base Jumpers

Memo to the security guards at the L.D.S. church building:

If you see two hippy-looking, outdoorsy guys carrying large backpacks, check the packs. They might just carrying parachutes. They are not there to look up family history.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Do Dreams Come True?

Last night I dreamt that I took up smoking and drinking coffee because — get this — I wanted to be a dancer. I figured that cigarettes and coffee were the diet of choice for dancers because it kept them skinny and energetic.

I came up with this idea in Disneyland of all places. I knew that place was a bad influence. Is it possible to have craving for something you've never actually had?